your dog peed on my back. he’s doing it again.
two girls, running lines with a wall between them.
“COME HERE!” - girl 1 in living room
“I CAN’T, I’M IN MY BED. I NEED YOU TO COME HERE!” girl 2 in bedroom
“NO! A WALL BETWEEN US - READ YOUR SIDES IN MORSE CODE VIA WALL.” - girl 1 in living room
“OK FINE!” - girl 2 in bedroom
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“I CAN FEEL YOUR KNOCK WITH MY KNOCK.” - girl 1 in living room
<3 (magic moments)
three girls, leaving new moon.
“i love edward!” - girl 1
“no no, i love jacob!!” - girl 2
“i love charlie!” - girl 3
“i mean, he’s a really good dad.” - girl 3
a boy and a girl, in a cafe.
“I thought maybe we could just be friends.” - girl
“No, you knew I wanted to date you.” - boy
“Yeah, but even if we don’t date, we could still be friends. Don’t you enjoy my company?” - girl
“No.” - boy
two girls, in a bed on facebook chat with one another.
“how’s it going?” - girl 1
“ok.”
“actually, kinda tough.” - girl 2
“why whats wrong?” -girl 1
“i can’t decide which show to watch.” -girl 2
roommates, discussing movie times.
“Well, lets see where they are showing the movie at midnight”
“Oh! They just opened up a nine pm viewing!”
“That doesn’t make any sense? How can they do that?”
“Sometimes they do that! We should go at nine.”
“I don’t really believe it.”
“Um ok. Whatever.”
“No, I mean, I guess if it exists we should buy tickets for that one.”
“No, you said it doesn’t exist! Ugh…….Whoops…… It was a different movie.”
two women, at a bar.
“Should we go in?” - woman 1
“Oh my god there he is!” -woman 2
“Ok should we go say hi?” - woman 1
“No, lets go sit in the car for a minute.” -woman 2
highschool forever.
a shopper and a sales associate, Ann Taylor Loft.
“Wow, Nancy, you look great!” - associate
“Thanks. God, I must have lost like forty five pounds since I saw you last.” -shopper
“Yes you did, and can I just say…congratulations! Amazing!” - associate
“Not that amazing. I lost the weight because I can’t eat anything because of the chemotherapy I’m getting for my cancer.” -shopper
“But you look great!” - associate
two girls, on aim.
girl1: I can’t believe how dark it is this early! its so weird!
girl2: yeah!
girl2: it makes me hungry.
a very american man flirting with a woman from barcelona, at a restaurant
“Hey, how do you know whether words are feminine or masculine in Spanish? That always confused me.” - man
“You just learn them I think.” - woman
“Like tomatoes - how is that anything?” - man
“Its masculine.” - woman
“Oh great, I eat lots of tomatoes. Does that mean I’m gay?” - man
“Ah. No? Do you eat strawberries? ” -woman
“Yea?” - man
“See, feminine. Ok, bye.” - woman
